From: "Malice Sex" Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2001 23:47:21 +0000 To: fetamaster@fetapets.com Subject: babies i was looking at the site.. when are the BABIES coming????? From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 12 Aug 2001 17:37:18 PDT To: skeletonkiss@hotmail.com Subject: Ref.: babies Dear FetaPet enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. Our research and development is currently working asround the clock in modern laboratories searching for the BABIES. Your patience is appreciated. -------------------------------- From: Missbettybadass@aol.com Date: Sat, 11 Aug 2001 00:24:59 EDT To: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: (no subject) wait.. I send you 25 bucks, and you send me a dead animal in a jar? This is too good to be true... Please write back and say this is for real From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 12 Aug 2001 17:42:42 PDT To: Missbettybadass@aol.com Cc: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: Ref.: (no subject) Dear FetaPet enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. FetaPets are very real. You are not dreaming. You are only seconds away from ordering your first FetaPet. You will know it is real when you feel the constant, never ending love from a FetaPet. And coming soon: BABIES! -------------------------------- From: "Albert Fish" Date: Sun, 12 Aug 2001 11:38:18 To: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: This probably doesn't come as a surprise to you.... But your a sick asshole. Grtz, Albert. From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 12 Aug 2001 17:54:15 PDT To: albfish@hotmail.com Cc: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: Ref.: This probably doesn't come as a surprise to you.... Dear FetaPet enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. In response to your comment, ĄBut your a sick asshole,Ą FetaPets are pets just like any other pets. They can have orifices of all shapes, sizes, and states. Sometimes these orifices become ill or Ąsick.Ą With the right kind of love and care, however, any illness can be cured. -------------------------------- From: hiway@speakeasy.org Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 00:02:26 -0700 To: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: Oh please, please tell me you're real. I want, no, crave, no, I *need* a fetal dog of my own. I'm so overcome by desire that I'm shaking, I can hardly breathe... I've got the dogjones, and I've got it *bad*, man. The FETAL dogjones. Not one of the ones with glitter or snow though, that's overdoing it. Just a nice, simple fetal dog. in a jar. oh god I need this... so much... So, I noticed your paypal account thing actually worked. Do you sell fetal dogs? Honestly? The page looks like a hoax, but dammit, I want me some dog fetuses. I do not lie. This twentyfive bucks I was gonna use to use to buy a copy of David Boring? Forget it. Daniel Clowes can go to hell. I want me a FetaPet. From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 15 Aug 2001 17:36:28 PDT To: hiway@speakeasy.org Cc: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: Ref.: Oh please, Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. You are not dreaming. You are only seconds away from ordering your first FetaPet. You will know it is real when you feel the constant, never ending love from a FetaPet. This small investment is worth more than all Davids put together. -------------------------------- From: "brh" Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 07:15:37 -0400 To: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: fetapups are you still selling fetapups? i am interested in owning one. i noticed some of the information is quite old, or is all of this a joke? thanks. brh. From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 15 Aug 2001 17:39:47 PDT To: brh@onebox.com Cc: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: Ref.: fetapups Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. I am happy to inform you that FetaPets is still very much in existance. You will never feel the same once you begin to receive the love that loves to give love. -------------------------------- From: wah wah Date: 16 Aug 2001 18:41:35 -0700 To: fetamaster@fetapets.com Subject: Fetal Pig Shortage Hamstrings Biology Instructors Hope you're happy, pigwaster: "...But pigs are now mostly raised in factory-like facilities that often stuff 1,000 animals into a building. "Today pigs are raised in computerized stalls, and food intake is monitored. The pigs are isolated because pregnancy would waste food energy. So, the real story is that there are very few fetal pigs hitting the market," says a supply company staff biologist who requested anonymity. "Most of the males are castrated very young, so there is little chance for hanky panky in the pigpen. Essentially none of the hogs sent to market would be pregnant," adds James Pickett, an organic chemist with General Electric in Schenectady, N.Y., who grew up on a farm. Some slaughterhouses even scan females with ultrasound to spare the promiscuous ones from hamhood, because the slaughterhouse wouldn't be getting its money's worth of myosin. "It's a strange twist on Charlotte's Web," notes Ray Lewis, a biology teacher at Benicia High School in Benicia, Calif..." entire article: http://www.the-scientist.com/yr1999/feb/lewis_p8_990201.html use my address ('nambla@teen.com') to get in if you like. From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 18 Aug 2001 13:50:54 PDT To: nambla@teen.com Subject: Ref.: Fetal Pig Shortage Hamstrings Biology Instructors Dear NAMBLA Representative and FetaPets Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. We appreciate the insiteful information you offer. The amount of hanky panky that occurs in the pig pen often does play a crucial role in when and what hits the market. The North American Man-Boy Love Association probably knows better than any what sort of relationship the pig pen and biology instructors have with eager students. If NAMBLA is interested in bonding a partnership with a FetaPet or with FetaPets.com please do not hesitate to let us know. Again, thank you for your interest in FetaPets. -------------------------------- From: "ToiletDuk" Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2001 01:51:46 -0700 To: Subject: fetapets information I found my way to Fetapets from memepool.com and I have to admit I'm stunned by all the love. However, I have a few questions... 1. is this for real? after the bonsaikitten.com fiasco, I'm wary of any sites which claim to sell a product consisting of mutilated or dead animals. Assuming #1 is true, you may proceed to questions 2 through 4 2. do you sell multiple species of pets besides dogs? 3. is there any way to request a specific breed? 4. simply out of curiosity, how do you obtain your fetuses? I would never purchase a Fetapet if I knew they were obtained through malicious means, or if the fetuses were intentionally aborted to fuel the supply of Fetapets. However, if the puppies-to-be died of natural causes then I may actually be legally required to purchase one, as they are so friggin' cool. Thank you for your time, and if your answers are satisfactory, I might have a new jar of love in my life :) -ToiletDuk (not available in fetus form) From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 18 Aug 2001 14:08:48 PDT To: toiletduk@fishdot.org Subject: Ref.: fetapets information Dear FetaPets Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. 1. FetaPets are very real. You are only seconds away from ordering your first FetaPet. You will know it is real when you feel the constant, never ending love from a FetaPet. Please do not be influenced by imitations or hoaxes. FetaPets can only be ordered from FetaPets.com. If you have read number 1 you may continue to read numbers 2 through 4 but please skip number 3. 2. Currently the only pets available are those listed on the site. 3. I told you not to read this one. 4. Our research and development team worked many sleepless nights to ensure that FetaPets are obtained only by pet friendly means. You can rest assured that when you receive your pet it will be brimming with love. -------------------------------- From: "james ward" Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001 21:35:51 -0700 To: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: fetapet I've got to have one of these. However, I only use money orders - no credit cards, no checks. Please email the mailing address to send my payment. thanks james From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 06 Sep 2001 18:29:46 PDT To: jamesward@marathonrunner.com Subject: Re: fetapet Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. Our financial department is currently not equipped to handle money orders. However, if you would like to pay using PayPal we regret to inform you that PayPal is currently refusing to be associated FetaPets and thus is not accepting payments. The high amounts of love involved in FetaPets has made negotiations volatile. Please be patient, our solution team has never failed us. -------------------------------- From: "chris schwedes" Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2001 02:09:06 -0700 To: Subject: I love these! I would like to order one bushel! let me know how to go about doing so -supercc From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 06 Sep 2001 18:41:46 PDT To: superccs@gte.net Subject: Re: I love these! Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. Although our research and development team has experimented with bushels, pecks, and grains the only amount which really matters is love. One volume which was found to have a lot of love is the jacuzzi. Here is a simple recipe: 1. Drain your jacuzzi. 2. Order 12 FetaPets (flavor of your choice) 3. Place the FetaPets in the jacuzzi 4. If the jacuzzi is not full then go to step 2 WARNING: FetaPets and their juices may be hazardous to touch and/or flamable. Do not eat FetaPets. -------------------------------- From: "Deborah Balmforth" Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 10:22:37 -0600 To: Subject: Re: your business I am wondering how on earth people can be so disgusting..all in the name of a buck or two? How do you people sleep at night? You must be very desperate for money, to jump on the corporate bandwagon of hurting another, all in the name of money. If you are really that desperate fdor cash, maybe you should look into prostituting yourselves rather than dead dogs. I am amazed that you have clientelle at all but..stupid people do breed, i mean... Hey, look at you people. I will pass the word along on the interenet and anywhere else I can about you and your business.... good luck you heartless sons of bitches Hallie From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 06 Sep 2001 18:54:23 PDT To: dbalmforth@swcmhc.org Subject: Re: your business Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. Love is often a very sensitive yet rewarding subject. Love can enter into you from many places and comes in many forms. Some people think of love as a giant prarie full of loving prarie dogs. When you buy a FetaPet you might feel like you are on the bandwagon of love, sailing through the love prarie. Don't take our word for it, just buy a FetaPet. And thanks for passing the word along. See ya at the ranch. -------------------------------- From: gliss@spray.se Reply-To: gliss@spray.se Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2001 19:51:09 To: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: Hi You sick idiot! People like you shouldn't be allowed to live. I hope you burn in hell forever and that you will be in eternal pain. Just so you know, you have been reported to Animal Protective and the FBI. I am NOT kidding. Expect some hard punishments you stupid idiot. You will pay back for the sick things you have done to the poor animals. _________________________________________s_p_r_a_y_ H”r b–rjar Internet! Skaffa gratis e-mail och gratis Internet p http://www.spray.se Ring upp till 70% billigare med Spray Smart http://www.spray.se/smart/allman From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 06 Sep 2001 19:04:36 PDT To: gliss@spray.se Subject: Re: Hi Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. The only thing we expect here at FetaPets is a lot of hard love. And that is no joke. We thank you for notifying the mentioned agencies. Often such large organizations lack one thing: love. When they feel the warm embrace of a loving pet their lives will be changed. The only pay back we need is the satisfaction of seeing you being loved. Sincerely, FetaMaster ________ das es INTERNET dek errbin ler http kin yoffildi usa tu cabeza, sol cerveza http://fetapets.com -------------------------------- From: "Erik Walfridsson" Reply-To: erik.walfridsson@privat.utfors.se Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2001 15:56:02 +0200 To: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: FetaBabies Hi FetaBaby.. I only have one thing to say. Killing a human being to out him/her in a glass jar... (yes, it is murder regardless of the child's age) I donĄt think death penalty is right, but my spontaneous reaction as a human being(not as a christian) when I read about it was that a person who does something like that deserves to be skinned alive or something like that. How can you sleep at night? Hopefully you havenĄt been able start with FetaBabys yet, and never will be, I donĄt know but just remember one thing: When this age comes to itĄs end, ALL of us are going to be held responsible for everything we have, and have not done. Then there will be no turning back. Jesus said "let the children come to me" and about them he said that the kingdom of God belongs to people like them. You intend to make souveneirs of the apple of God's eye. What would you do to a person who tried something like that with your children(if you have any ...I doubt it)? Then imagine what God would do. He loves you too and is longing for you to turn around and come to Him, but his patience also has an end. I donĄt know where the limit is but when God gets mad, He gets REALLY mad, and He can not compromise with his own righteousness. If you havenĄt turned around and recieved forgiveness through Jesus Christ before you cross the line...... ...I think you can figure out the rest by yourself. God bless you / Erik Walfridsson, Sweden From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 06 Sep 2001 19:16:10 PDT To: erik.walfridsson@privat.utfors.se Subject: Re: FetaBabies Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. Just as Jesus loves a FeatPet, so does a FetaPet love you. And so FetaPet said as told by the recounter, "I have come to give love. Behold my love and know my love is true by the weight of the juice of mine glass." Be careful what you do in front of FetaPet. Sometimes he cannot redevour the love he is preparing to give. If you haven't already bought a FetaPet you are missing the gifts of the pet. You know what to do. -------------------------------- From: "JR - Marketing Director" Reply-To: "JR - Marketing Director" Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2001 15:16:07 -0400 To: Subject: [none] you sell dead puppies in jars? From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 06 Sep 2001 19:19:26 PDT To: mv-marketing@mediavue.net Subject: Re: Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. We sell love. You will know the love is real when you purchase a FetaPet and receive the never ending gift know only as Feta-Love. -------------------------------- From: troy smith Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2001 20:45:57 -0400 To: FetaMaster@fetapets.com Subject: (no subject) this is sick you idiots From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 06 Sep 2001 19:21:18 PDT To: troys@greatlakes.net Subject: Re: (no subject) Dear FetaPets Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. -------------------------------- From: "*" Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2001 21:37:57 -0500 To: Subject: Peta pets Thats just about the damn dumbest thing I have ever seen. Dont quit your day job moron.......... From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 06 Sep 2001 19:37:59 PDT To: aloosen@mediaone.net Subject: Re: Peta pets Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. Quit your day job and come to love land where FetaPets ride the bandwagon of love. -------------------------------- From: "dan" Date: Tue, 28 Aug 2001 13:37:44 -0500 To: Subject: Is amusing, yes? You know, I wish I could come up with an idea like this. Even if it wasn't true, I would do it just to read the e-mails sent. People get sooooo pissed sometimes... Later Daniel You guys ever think about posting the mail? From: fetamaster@fetapets.com Date: 06 Sep 2001 19:43:36 PDT To: qman@plasmapros.com Subject: Re: Is amusing, yes? Dear FetaPet Enthusiast, Thank you for your interest in FetaPets. A FetaPet is a pet you can love forever. The fan response has been immaculate. People love to get love and give love. Our public relations team is busy compiling a compiliation of correspondance and it will be posted soon. For now, here is a taste from the love bag: ... -------------------------------- From: John Correia Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 14:29:07 -0700 To: "'fetamaster@fetapets.com'" Subject: Your PayPal Account is Now Locked Dear (FetaMaster), We have recently received several complaints regarding your PayPal account. Your account has been locked and will not be reopened for future use. The remaining balance will be disbursed to you via check to the confirmed address on your account. It is the right of PayPal to terminate any account for any reason as stated in our Terms of Use Article II Section 4: Termination. PayPal, in its sole discretion, reserves the right to terminate this Agreement, access to its website, or access to Service without notice for any reason and at any time. Sincerely, John Correia PayPal Inc. --------------------------------